If T is having a tea party and all the other letters of the alphabet were invited, which would be late?
U,V,X,Y and Z!!! They all come after tea!!!
What vitamin helps you to see?
Vitamin C!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
Ketchup!
Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears.
