Bert asked his friend Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said: “Sherbert!” (Sure Burt)
Where does a hot dog go after it gets straight A’s?
Honor Roll!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese! (not your cheese – get it?)
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A food chain!
What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
Bluberry jam!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
