Frog1: How’s your son doing these days?
Frog2: He’s in medical school!
Frog1: What’s he studying?
Frog2: They’re studying him!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?
Pupil:You did,Miss!
What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?
Take me to your ladder!
Timmy is a robber; he is very good at basketball. Why is that?
He can shoot, steal, and run!
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