Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?
Cricket!
If a car drives 20,000 miles how would the tires of the car feel?
Tired!
What was Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?
He did didn’t have one. He lived in Washington!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
Why was the lunch clock always late?
It went back four seconds!
What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
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