What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Shawn, 7 years old, Texas
What do you call a cow with no legs?
From Denise, 10 years old, Fargo ND
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger,
From Mackenzie, 10 years old, New York
Why did the bear cub take off his shoes?
From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A
How do you fix a broken tuba?
From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.
What did the math book say to the student?
From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona
What did one casket say to the other casket?

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