How do you know the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
How do you stop a dingo from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
Why did the tree go to the doctor?
He was stick.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York City!
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