What did the duck say to the cashier at the counter?
Just put it on my bill!
What do you call a fast duck?
A quick quacker!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business (up in your business)!
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
A food fight!
What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
Punch!
How do you make an egg laugh?
tell it a yolk!
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