Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
Because it was ninety degrees!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a tree?
An animal with two trunks!
What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?
A golden receiver!
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
What is a gorilla’s favorite president?
Ape-raham Lincoln!
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