A cat jumped into the river to catch a fish. What did he get?
Wet!
Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Because it was tocking too much!
Where are the biggest diamonds in the United States of America?
On the baseball field!
Master: How did the dogs run away? I told you to shut the exits, Servant!
Servant: I did, perhaps they ran away through the entrance?
Patient:Docter my ears are ringing!
Doctor:Then answer it!
What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?
T-H-E-A-L!
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