Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?
A milkshake!
There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
What did the cow say to the house?
I’m gonna moooove on in!
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What bow has no arrows?
A rainbow!
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