What did the rock say to the ruler? What did the ruler respond to the rock?
Rock: You rule!
Ruler: You rock!
Ruler: You rock!
Why did the square take gym lessons?
To get into shape!
How do sheep get clean?
They take a baa-aa-aa-th!
What is a crowbar?
A place were crows go to get a drink!
What did the little digital clock say to the mom analog clock?
Look Ma, no hands!
Pretend you’re in a box, under the ocean, and there’s no way out. How do you survive?
You stop pretending!
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