How many letters are there in the alphabet?
16 because E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.
How does a hamburger dance?
It shakes its buns!
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone!
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
How does it feel always to be right?
What’s between seven and eight?
The word “and”.
A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….
Why not? I’m a fungi!
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