What kind of worms do Scottish dogs have?
Scotch-tape worms!
What did the orange say to the other orange?
You’re looking clemenfine!
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
He made a pool of himself!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
What do you call chandeliers?
High lights!
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