What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
Why don’t all cats look the same?
Because they don’t want to be a copycat!
What’s the longest English word?
Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
‘Cuz 7 8 9!
What do you call a mean potato?
A dic-TATER!
There was a boy who had a habit of sucking his thumb. So his mom said, “You will get fat if you don’t stop!” Then the mom invited her friend over who was pregnant.
The boy said, “I know what you have been doing!”
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