What runs but has no feet?
Your nose!
What do you call a cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Why was the bike falling asleep?
Because it was two tired!
What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?
Fleece! (fleas)
Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crummy and their daddy was a wafer so long!
What did the Teddy say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks; I’m stuffed!
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