What do cows ask each other?
How you mooing today?
What do you get when you cross a knight and his watch?
Knight – time!
What’s a computer’s favorite food?
Nanochips!
Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?
Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!
What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Whats a scientists favorite dog?
A lab!
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