What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What’s the richest kind of air?
Billionaire!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
What goes all around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp!
Why are bowling alleys so quiet?
Because, you can hear a pin drop!
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