What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters going to the store. They bought 3 pairs of shoes and each of them got a pair of shoes. How can this happen?
There is a mother, a daughter, and a grandmother. The mother is a daughter and a mother!
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
What did the baker say to the thief?
Take the dough, I don’t knead it!
What did the glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?
Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.
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