What did the alien say to the author?
Take me to your readers!
How do you confuse a fool?
Take him to a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
Have you heard the butter joke?
Don’t spread it!
Why did the traveler not want his pocket watch anymore?
Because it was full of ticks.
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