What kind of dog likes to fight?
A boxer!
Why would you take a mushroom to a party?
Because he’s a fun guy! (fungi)
What did the sunbather say after getting a sunburn?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red!
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?
No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!
Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?
Because he had no soul!
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