What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?
A strawberry milkshake!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act nuts!
What kind of clothes do frogs wear?
Jump-suits!!
What restaurant did the cow like to visit?
Dairy Queen!
Why can’t elephants go to the beach?
Because they can’t keep their trunks up!
Cross-country skiing is great …
If you live in a small country!
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