Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
A Panda!
Why did the sheep go to the movies?
To get some snaaahcks!
Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?
Because he thought he was a baseball BAT!
What does a Pineapple become when it’s cut ?
It becomes: PAINAPPLE!
If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?
You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!!
What starts with a p, ends with an e, and has a million letters in it?
Post office!
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