What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!
Where did the Greek goddess have to go?
To a Hera appointment!
Once there was a bus of women going to a mall then they got in a terrible crash and died. When they got into heaven they were granted one wish the first woman asked to be pretty the second woman overheard her wish and wished for that too. Soon all the people were wishing to be pretty the last woman was very impatient but then got a brilliant idea after about 34 women it was her turn she started to crack up she laughed so hard the man granting her wish told her to give him her wish NOW! The woman still had a hard chuckle but she said her wish……
“Make ’em all ugly again!”
What do you never want to use, have to use, but those using it are never aware they’re using it?
A coffin!
How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?
There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?
Nothing.
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