What did one penny say to the other penny?
Let’s get together and make some cents.
What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
WHAT DID THE KID SAY TO HIS MATH?
GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!
What did the matter say to the antimatter?
Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?
Odds in flavor!
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