How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea saw!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Priscilla, 7 years old, England
How do you cut the sea in half?
From Roger, age 10, Florida
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
From Khali Al Raki., 8 years old, Bouskoura, Morocco
What does a fire fly say before a race?
From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
From Lizzy, age 8, Georgia
Where did the lamb go on vacation?
Frpm Allisa, age 10, Canada
What is white and brown and eats hamster food?
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