How do you fix a pizza?
With tomato paste!
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Take me to your Ruler!
What do you call a cow lying on the ground?
Ground beef.
What does a raincloud wear under its coat?
Thunder-wear!!
Once three people were talking. One person said, “My wife read The Tale of Two Cities and got twins. Then the second person said that his wife read The Three Little Pigs and got triplets. Then the third person said “Oh my gosh! I have to go home quickly!
“Why?” The others asked.
“Because when I left home my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!
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