What snake does a math teacher like?
An Adder!
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”
What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
You call a toe-truck!
When does it rain money?
When there is a change in the weather!
How does a group of dolphins make a decision?
Flipper coin!
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