How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
There once was a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than her. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose shut.
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
OICURMT!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
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