What do you call a penguin that likes to write?
A pen-guin
What did the dog say to the cat before dinner?
Bone apetit!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
How are cars most likely to get flat tires?
At forks in the road!
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
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