What is black and white and red all over?
A hysterical skunk.
Two silkworms had a race. What happened?
They ended up in a tie!
What food does a traffic policeman hate most?
Jam!
What did the Momma Tomato tell the Baby Tomato who was walking too slow?
Ketchup!
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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