Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What’s a cat’s favorite show?
CLAW and order!
Why isn’t the zombie restaurant popular?
Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!
Where can a fish borrow money?
From a loan shark!
What two medicines do ants take when they are not feeling well?
Antidote and antibiotics:-)
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