Why did the fashion model eat the ice cream?
Because she was hot!
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
Why did Bob throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
What did the tree say to the mathematician?
Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Beacause they are stuffed!
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