Why can’t you keep a piano locked up?
It has keys!
What do you call a hero who loves soup?
A soup-er hero!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my eyes on you!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
He wanted to work out his buns!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
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