What did one cat say to another?
You’re purr-r-rfect
If love is grand, what is a divorce?
A hundred grand or more!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea or tick?
A very worried dog!!!
What do you call a bee that goes to a bar with a doll?
A Bar-bie!
What kind of concert costs just 45 cents?
50 cents featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a magic cow?
Moo-dini!
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