Why did the little girl eat bullets?
Because she wanted to grow bangs.
Did you hear about the bicycle that went around killing people?
It was a vicious cycle!
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:
Wait till it gets warmer.
What does Bobby have if he has 6 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other?.
Big, big hands!
What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?
A penguin!
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