Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Cody: Running down my leg!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Taby, age 11, Bee Spring, Kentucky
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
From Jaken Weedn, 13 years old, Oklahoma
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
From Tati, age 11, Florida USA
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
From Chloe, 9 years old, USA
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?
From Drew, age 9, Kentucky, USA
Why did the cat go to the computer lab every day?
From Evelyn, 8 years old, Colorado Springs, CO
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary, who?
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