Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
What has ears but can’t hear?
Corn!
How did the monkey cross the road?
It hopped on a chicken’s back!
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots. (APE-ri-COTS)
Why are pennies always laughing?
Because they have a cents of humor!
LYSSIE: What does IDK mean?
ELIZABETH: I don’t know
LYSSIE: Omg you’re like the 5th person I’ve asked and no one knows!
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