Why did Dracula buy cough medicine?
Because he was a-coughin’! (coffin)
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because all they said was, ” Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Doctor,doctor I keep thinking I’m an elevator!
“It does look like you are coming down with something.”
What did the sheep said when she had a very bad day?
I had a very baaaaad day!
Does the bus run on time?
No it runs on wheels!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn moo-er!
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