Why does the chef like spaghetti?
Because there are endless pastabilities!
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mount Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
Have you heard the one about the vacuum cleaner?
I would tell you, but it really sucks!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Thousands of soles were lost!
Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”
I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!
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