Why shouldn’t you ever trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
To the dock-ter!
Why didn’t the chicken go on the roller coaster?
Because it was chicken!
What did the ocean say to the shrimp?
Nothing! It just waved!
Why is Neptune such a windy planet?
Because it’s next to Uranus!
Why did the penguin cross the ice?
To get to the other slide!
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