What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What has 6 eyes, but can’t see?
Three Blind Mice!
What lies on its back, with 100 feet in the air?
A centipede!
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?
How you bean?
Why did the dog cross the road?
The chicken told him to!
How do you make a rock float?
You put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer!
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