What do you call a German Shepherd in jeans & a sweater?
A plain clothes police dog!
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other!
What makes a witch itch?
Take away the W!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the PEEE-EWE!
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