What’s the best way to decide on buying a new mattress?
Go home and sleep on it!
Someone told me protons had mass.
My first thought was, “I didn’t know protons were catholic!”
What is a ducks favorite snack?
Quackers!
I was going to look for my missing watch, but…….
I couldn’t find the time!
How do you tell two witches apart?
You can’t! You don’t know which witch is witch!
Do you need special training to be a litter collector?
No you just pick it up as you go
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