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From Katie Orris, 12 years old, Georgia

An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?

He heard the movie peanuts was out!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

Buff-a-loan!
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Filed Under: Animal, Money

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Kandice Summers, 3 years old, United States

What does the wife cow say to the husband cow when she needs space?

“Mooo”ve over!”
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Filed Under: Animal

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest!
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Filed Under: People

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s time consuming!
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Filed Under: Time

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