An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?
He heard the movie peanuts was out!
What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?
Buff-a-loan!
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What does the wife cow say to the husband cow when she needs space?
“Mooo”ve over!”
Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s time consuming!
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