How is music like ice skating?
If you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!
What do you get when you cross Obi Wan and ice cream?
Obi Wan canoli!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What has 6 eyes, but can’t see?
Three Blind Mice!
What lies on its back, with 100 feet in the air?
A centipede!
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?
How you bean?
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