What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What’s the hardest part about playing basketball with a pig?
He’s a ball hog!
What makes hair feel bad?
Teasing it!
There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?
It was in his trunk.
An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?
He heard the movie peanuts was out!
What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?
Buff-a-loan!
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