Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter (tutor)!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
What is the name of the NBA’s official ship?
The championship!
What state has the most soft drinks?
Many-soda (Minnesota)!
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