Why did the dog cross the road?
The chicken told him to!
How do you make a rock float?
You put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer!
What’s a royal pardon?
It’s what a queen says after she burps!
What do you call a cloud with underwear?
Thunderwear!
What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner?
She said, “Shall we prey?”
Why were the Native Americans here first?
They had reservations.
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