What are a tree’s top 3 favorite kinds of math?
GeomeTREE, TWIGonometry, or LOGic.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
“I just got hit by a rental car!” “Are you okay?”
Yeah, it just Hertz!
Is Velcro worth it?
No, it’s a rip off!
What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
Claude! (Clawed)
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