Why was the cop in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Why can’t Cinderella play basketball?
She’s always running away from the ball!
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetit!
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
No time at all, since the wall is already built!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!
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