Why did the cows always run away?
Because they were cowards!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What types of candy goes to school?
Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Catsup! (Catch up!)
What’s the easiest way to get on tv?
Sit on it!
Why didn’t the Sun go to university?
Because he already had 1 million degrees!
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