Jokes By Kids

From Ronald, 11 years old, Upper Marlboro, Maryland

What type of candy can time travel?

Now and Later!

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From Ari, 11 years old, U.S. New York

How does an octopus go into battle?

Armed!

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From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What has four legs but can’t walk?

A chair!

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From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A hot dog!

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From Anas, 10 years old, London

Why can’t the leopard escape from the zoo??

It is always spotted!

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From Chris Nelson, 15 years old, Maryland

What do you call a patriotic dog?

A Yankee Doodle Poodle!

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