What did the Christmas ornament say to the other?
Let’s hang out!
What do you get when you fill you car with water?
A carpool!
Why would the robot cross the road?
Because it was programed by the chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say, “Hello!” from the other side
How was the butcher introduced to his wife-to-be?
His friend said, “Meat (meet) Patty!!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it is “aye” (I), but ’tis the “C” (sea) they love!
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