What do you call a patriotic dog?
A Yankee Doodle Poodle!
What state sneezes the most?
Mass-achoo-setts!
What do you get when you plant tears?
BLUEberries!
What do you call waves on small beaches?
Microwaves!
Why didn’t the fly land on the computer?
Because it didn’t want to get caught in the web!
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Old lady.”
“Old lady who?”
“I didn’t know you could yodel!”
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