What part of the river is the richest?
At either of its two banks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken had not evolved yet!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away it’s credit card!
What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit??
A jump rope!!
Why couldn’t the cow cross the street?
The traffic wasn’t mooooving!/div>
Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
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