What holds water but has holes?
A Sponge!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke!
What do you call a beagle that likes bread?
A Bagel!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
Why do male deer wear braces?
Because they have buck teeth!
What do you call a football player that can’t see?
A blindside
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