What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slow poke!
What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
Why is London called a cyclops?
Because it has one eye. The London Eye!
What is the hardest part about being a human cannonball?
To do your job correctly, you’ll have to be fired!
There is an electric train going west and the wind is blowing east. Which way does the steam blow?
It’s an electric train, there is no steam!
Bella: If Mr. Purple lives in the purple house, Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house?
Katie: Um…. Mr. White?
Bella: No silly! The President!
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