Did you hear about the legless frog?
He was un-hoppy!
What did the dog say to the cat?
Life is ruff!
What did the hot dog say when he was losing the race?
I relish to ketchup with all I can mustard!
What goes up but doesn’t come down?
Your Age!
What international crisis is caused when you drop your Thanksgiving dinner plate?
The fall of Turkey, the spreading of grease, and the breaking of China.
Where are you sure to find success?
In the dictionary!
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