Why can`t a glass tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!
What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?
Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
What does a vampire use for a bathtub?
A blood bath!
What holds water but has holes?
A Sponge!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke!
What do you call a beagle that likes bread?
A Bagel!
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