Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-late
What dinosaurs make the best policemen?
Triceracops!
What do chess players eat for breakfast?
Pawn-cakes!
What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?
Bison!
What runs but never walks?
A river!
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